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Happy New Year Funny Quotes
New Year’s most glorious light is sweet hope.
Mehmet Murat ildan
So tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 1999…
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
This is a new year. A new beginning. And things will change.
The new year stands before us, like a chapter in a book, waiting to be written. We can help write that story by setting goals.
Celebrate endings – for they precede new beginnings.
Jonathan Lockwood Huie
And now we welcome the New Year, full of things that have never been.
Rainer Maria Rilke
I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the years’.
If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am.
Happy New Year Funny Greetings
I pray that you’ll embrace 2020 with great courage and unshaken faith. May you achieve your heart’s desires and may your journey be wonderful. Happy New Year!
All I wish to get drunk and dance with you all night long on this 31st night, Happy New Year!
God is kind enough to give you a new year but not so kind to give you a new life. Happy new year 2020!
Wishing you successful 12 months, Joyful 52 weeks, lovely 365 days, memorable 8760 hours, blessings of 525600 minutes and happiest 31536000 seconds. Happy New Year!
May you become smart enough to realize that resolutions don’t come true and wise enough to know that the difference between a new year and old year is 1-minute past 12 AM.
May the year 2020 bring a fresh start, new aspirations, and inspiring successes. Walk with grace and achieve greater heights!
Funny Happy New Year Wishes
I hope growing up is not included in your resolution this year. Let’s just live it like the old ones and we can grow up in some other years. Happy new year 2020, partner!
New years are like restart buttons. You think you can push the button and start things all over again but then realize your life is too messed up to be restarted fresh!
No resolution for the New Year, as I like my love in the state it is- criticizing and annoying you will go on the high range!
Though I am wishing a very happy New Year, but remember you still have the same old husband!
Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did through the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains. Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.
It’s a new year once again and it’s the same old life you’re living once again. What is there to celebrate?
A new year doesn’t come to change your life. It comes to remind you that one more year has gone and you’re still the same useless moron who thinks he can make his resolutions come true!
Funny Happy New Year Messages
The most fun part about making New Year’s resolutions is breaking New Year’s resolutions. Can’t wait to mess up with you.
Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, Let me wish you Happy New Year.
I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.
This Year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, abs and stocks not fall, may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, white blood count and mortgage interest not rise. Happy New Year!
This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry!
Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie, Aishwarya Rai, Salman Khan, Jennifer Lopez, Amitabh Bachchan and Me. All the stars wish you a very happy new year.
I hope this year ends up with your smiling selfie to see on the Facebook posts. Wish you a bright and joyful New Year!